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6 Word Poem About Love, by Devyn Springer (via perfect)
thedoomreport:

IDF attacked by Palestinian tire #standwithizreel #izreelstronk

thedoomreport:

IDF attacked by Palestinian tire #standwithizreel #izreelstronk

h0odrich:

on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal 

erensjunk:

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going

erensjunk:

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going

Congrats on getting a gf you guys look cute together
Anonymous

Thanks anon. Think you can just tell me who you are in person that way you’re approach is less creepy? You must know my instagram or facebook since I never posted it yet here

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport